• parents: You spend too much time on the computer. It's like you're addicted...
  • me: Fine! Can I go outside?
  • parents: No.
The Ninth Wave exhibition by Cai Guo-Qiang, Station of Art

The Ninth Wave exhibition by Cai Guo-Qiang, Station of Art

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper aisle, and this guy started hitting on me. I said “sorry, I’m a lesbian,” and he replied “oh my god, I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

helenas-hood

Do parents not understand the concept of closing a door after leaving your room?